In this photo released by the US Drug Enforcement Agency, DEA, and taken on Oct. 21, 2016, a sample of carfentanil is being analyzed at the DEA’s Special Testing and Research Laboratory in Sterling, Va. China is adding the deadly elephant tranquilizer carfentanil and three related synthetic opioids to its list of controlled substances effective March 1, China's National Narcotics Control Commission said Thursday. (Russell Baer/U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration via AP)

Pine Environmental Services: Vicariously live out your scientist dreams with Pine Environmental Services.

What’s cool: An Employee Assistance Program. Who said companies don’t have a heart?

Need to know: The job requires cleaning and inspecting environment monitoring equipment and other fancy science technology, documenting incoming shipments, and providing customer support. Perks include health benefits and life insurance. Sadly, since the technology of an egalitarian biodome for workers does not exist yet, the job is instead located in an office and warehouse setting.

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